15 ianuarie 2012

Breaking news: salvati fetita cu scutece ude

Sau "Cum ajungi sa iti placa don prezident Basescu".


Am tot zis ca nu mai scriu pe tema social, motivul fiind ca "ei se cearta/ei se impaca".

Dar efectiv aseara mi s-a facut super jena de o stire a unui post tv ce sustine(a) miscarile opozitiei.

Pe concret:

Manifestatie
Sot ridicat conform legislatiei romanesti si a normelor UE
Seara friguroasa de ianuarie, sotia asteapta sot in fata sediului politiei cu bebe mic in brate.


Idee finala: sotia disperata urla la tv ca fetita a plans, a facut pisu pe ea si ingheata in frig.
Televiziunea efectiv inconstienta merge pe drama sotului, in loc sa sune al protectia copilului si sa anunte ca o nenorocita de mama aplica rele tratamente bebelasului nevinovat, contrar oricaror reglementari pe linie de sanatate.

Jalnic

13 ianuarie 2012

Ce isi doresc barbatii

Ce isi doresc barbatii sau un test daca esti sau nu barbat? :) Adeca daca nu-ti doresti toate... ar exista oarece rezerve in privinta barbatiei...

Deci via Mugur Facebuc:
Ce isi doresc barbatii, ca raspuns la "ce isi doresc femeile": 
1. o vaca muta care sa le spele vasele
2 o veverita care sa le decojeasca ouale
3 un cangur care sa le faca copii 
4. o albinuta harnicuta care sa alerge toata ziua dupa bani ... 


Revenind la  femei:


Ce isi doresc femeile:
1 .Un Jaguar in garaj
2 O Chinchila in dulap
3. Un Armasar in pat 
4. Bou care sa plateasca pentru toate


In concluzie, de saptamana viitoare imi fac garaj. Pe moment incerc cu Matiz :) garajul poate e mai important.


Ca tot suntem neamuri cu unchiu google, sa vedem ce raporteaza domnia sa, mod safe search off.
Ce isi doresc barbati 1,380,000 results
Ce isi doresc femeile:  278,000 results


Ups? Parca era altfel. Cel mai probabil de la traficul adus de "cadouri pentru barbati",expresie foarte cautata pe timpuri.


Ciudat, cadouri pentru femei nu?


Impresii trafic.ro



 Si pentru ele:




Ciudat.

Google images? Poate se uita lumile la poze...


Ce isi doresc barbatii in google images 343,000 results:

 Ce isi doresc femeile in google images 213,000 results


Cidat, foarte ciudat dar... astea sunt cifrele.




12 ianuarie 2012

Verificare redirect

Super extensie firefox pentru verificarea rapida a redirecturilor dintr-un site. Fiind online, mereu verificam cautand la rapid o aplicatie online cu "verify redirection", fara sa am o aplicatie favorita. Acum am descoperit si imi place Redirect Check Client.


Pe concret mi-a trebuit pentru verificarea redirecturilor in urma verificarii specificatiilor pentru magazinul de gps auto de care ma ocup.

Extensia firefox Redirect Check Client e super simpla si se poate apela ca in imaginea de mai jos cu un click pe dreapta:


sau direct din site/magazin  pe actuala versiune de Navigatie VW, care pana deseara, tks to super programatorii clujeni de la SaaS Development Company, se va transforma in edotec.ro/MAGAZIN/vw-navigatie/.


Simplu, rapid, eficient.

Extensia firefox pentru verificare redirect o gasim la : https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/redirectcheck-client/

Succes!

10 ianuarie 2012

Pui M

Fain frumos, de dimineata fix puiM :)

Cautand combinatiile pentru navigatie audi a4 de la amicul cu vopseaua pentru matiz,

si trafic.ro ma trimite fain frumos fix in puiM :)



Interesanta si rara combinatia de litere, o sa revin cu altele din colectie :)

8 ianuarie 2012

My name is Albatjov

Primul post pe anul 2012, title=my name is Albatjov, adeca e despre muzica, cu muzica, versuri si video, respectiv Dr. Alban - One love , muzica si versuri.

Dpv muzical, 2012 e de jale. Prima sau maxim a doua melodie a anului 2012 de pe antena 1 si protv au fost ... manele.

Din fericire m-am antrenat cu noile trenduri de aproape un an, chit ca multi amici s-au cam stresat cand le-am zis ca ascult si manele.

Ca muzica, in top ramane Kenny G si restul :)

Astazi insa, cu gandul la un drum lung unde sa forjez cele 2 cu Muzica buna de drum, eventual si cu un gps auto de ultima generatie de la amicii de la edotec (iau si vopsea pan' la urma, e timpul de o farba noua pt Matiz) soarta mi-a pus in fata Dr. Alban - One love (ioi ce soarta), unde citind versurile am aflat abia acum ca

My name is Albatjov.

Relax, Albatjov nu apare pe google images :)

In consecinta:

Muzica, versuri si video Dr. Alban - One love

Video:



Versuri:

You're living in darkness
you've got to come to know the truth
you're living in darkness
you've got to come to see the light

Attention attention my name is Albatjov
me come for tell you about a thing called love
we have a lot of jealousy so you see
today's friends are tomorrows enemy
a lot of them are sleep a me say lot of them are work
know ya know ya have to reap what you so
we used to be friends but now we go apart
we used to be cool but now we don't talk

Ask me why boy I don't know
maybe it's jealousy between me and you
maybe it's my progress nor is it my dollar is
I've always been thinking that you are the chosen one
but your attitude problems I can't explain
I keep wondering how you can go so far
one day you might end up being having no friends
count me out 'cause JaJa says so

No more wicked people what is left one love
no more wicked people what is left one love
no more wicked people what is left one love
no more wicked people what is left one love

Anything me wanna do me do it one time
a me say anything me wanna do me do it one time
I no care what people say and my no care what they chat
me just talk sense get pan the max
them a wonder why I man get so far
'cause their attitude problems I can't explain
get up and stand get up and stand and stand up for your right
I said get up and stand get up and stand and stand up for your right

Me say man me no take no bullshit from anyone
me say man me no take no bullshit from anyone
anything me borrow me have to give it back again
anything me lend me have to give it back again
go tell your friend a when me come me come again
go tell your friend a when me come me come rough
get up and stand get up and stand and stand up for your right
get up and stand get up and stand and stand up for your right

No more wicked people what is left one love
no more wicked people what is left one love
no more wicked people what is left one love
no more wicked people what is left one love

You're loving money more than people
give a love at people
more than money
if it's one god one aid
one destiny
I told the fellow in the world
for you and for me
you're living in darkness
you should be living in the light

Thee keep no other thing one nickel buy
the rich a would a live and the poor would a die
but this is not it I want to see it – one love

One love (one love) one love (one love)
one love (one love) one love

You're living in darkness
you've got to come to know the truth
you're living in darkness
you've got to make a sacrifice

You're living in darkness
you've got to come to know the truth
you're living in darkness
you should be living in the light
one love

No more wicked people what is left one love
no more wicked people what is left one love
no more wicked people what is left one love
no more wicked people what is left one love

Aproape atat, dar youtubu mi-a aratat ca related (cum le alege doamne?) ceva super superb: YAKI-DA - I saw you dancing 





Adanci multumiri soartei si mult noroc vizitatorilor acestui personal blog (ca sanatate au avut si cei de pe titanic :)) )

8 decembrie 2011

Cu poze

Post de care voi avea nevoie pentru bannere si gif animat.


Via scoala de seo, un post fain unde am gasitceva despre bannere gratuite.

Cu minunea de la http://bannerfans.com/  se poate face ceva gen:


banner gratuit

banner




Ce urmeaza sa le zic seopedistilor, pt animatie ca asta nu stiau:

banner animat


obtinut cu aplicatia de la http://www.photoscape.org/

Succesuri la prelucrare poze.