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Weird Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy

Abraham Lincoln

and

John F. Kennedy

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
 
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.


Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theatre named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theatre and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theatre.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

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Chemare la lupta antitero

Chemare la lupta antitero Presedintele Statelor Unite ne-a cerut sa ne unim pentru o cauza comuna tuturor: combaterea terorismului. 

Este bine stiut ca musulmanii se opun consumului de alcool si considera vederea unei femei dezbracate (alta decat nevasta-sa) drept un pacat. 


Din aceasta cauza lansam un apel pentru ca timp de o saptamana, ZILNIC, la ora 17.00, toate femeile sa se dezbrace complet si sa alerge prin birouri iar toti barbatii sa le urmeze cu o bere in mana. 


Aceasta ne va ajuta sa detectam teroristii ca re se ascund la noi in firma. Statele Unite va sunt recunoscatoare pentru efortul facut impotriva terorismului. 


Colaborati !


Trimiteti acest mesaj tuturor colegilor de la serviciu si tuturor firmelor
partenere!

imi place ideea Irene :) Dar nu se poate repeta testul mai des, chiar si in afara biroului ?

Adam nu s-a nascut misogin

Razboiul sexelor la romani : editorial semnat de Andrei Gheorghe

"Pizdocratie. Asta e: traim intr-o pizdocratie!"

Totul este atat de interesant incat imi atrage atentia si imi fura privirea in timp ce, mental, il deconstruiesc pe enuntator: 29 de ani, genul directoras de vanzari care poarta o camasa cool, asa cum a vazut el la tipii din advertising.

Corect.

Asta si este: un fraier plictisitor, impanat de cuvinte.

Un baiat cu agroindustriala si politehnica, care va suci mintile unei fetiscane care va crede despre el ca e fermecator si haios, care ii va face un copil si care, fara sa stie, isi va rata viata intr-o relatie stupida.

In pofida sonoritatii cuvantului, individul nu trezeste nimic, ma face sa casc. Oricum, probabil ca a auzit termenul de la altcineva.

Dar cine e El, ala de ma plictiseste? Cel care sta langa tine in bar, cel pe care il vezi la TV, cel cu care te intalnesti pe strada: barbatul romanesc. Si iata ca venit momentul sa daramam un mit: romanii nu prea au barbati misto. Sunt mici, urati, au glezne groase, miros si au oasele facute din branza. Sunt foarte satisfacuti de ei, dar sunt prosti gramada.

Unul, unul dintre ei n-a fost vreodata in stare sa rupa lantul si sa faca ceva remarcabil. Genetic, femeile romanesti sunt net superioare barbatilor.

Uitati-va cate femei cu care mash se afla in jurul vostru si faceti exercitiul invers.

Spuneti-mi si mie 10 barbati cu care vatzi. Comparati victoriile sportive ale femeilor, cantitativ si calitativ, cu cele ale masculilor: tristete mare. Daca as fi femeie, as da barbatii afara din tara si as importa si eu ceva sani, macar.

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Gregory Peck

May you have love and raiment And a soft pillow for your head And may you spend forty years in heaven Before the devil knows you're dead. - Gregory Peck, 1916-2003

Gregory Peck (April 5, 1916 – June 12, 2003) was an American film actor. He is considered to be among the most legendary film stars and handsome leading men of all time.

Pe timpuri apareau in Romania carti vederi/postale cu actori si formatii celebre ale momentului. Mi-am amintit de vederea pe care o aveam cu Gregory Peck, la care tineam foarte mult. Am incecat sa o regasesc pe net dar se pare ca nu prea este ce cautam eu. Cu ocazia asta mi-am amintit ca a jucat si in filmul facut dupa cartea
On the Beach	de	Nevil Shute