2 august 2006

Fumat, baut, femei

Daca te lasi de fumat, de baut si de femei nu traiesti mai mult... Doar ca ti se pare ca timpul trece prea incet.

Clement Freud

1 august 2006

casnicie

In casnicie, dragostea e ca o supa: primele linguri sunt prea fierbinti si risti sa te arzi, ultimele linguri sunt rea reci si esti cam satul.



Cicciolina

9 iulie 2006

Muzica superba de la National FM - MICHAEL JACKSON - They Don't Care About Us

They Don't Care About Us

Skin head, dead head
Everybody gone bad
Situation, aggravation
Everybody allegation
In the suite, on the news
Everybody dog food
Bang bang, shock dead
Everybody's gone mad

All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us
All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us

Beat me, hate me
You can never break me
Will me, thrill me
You can never kill me
Do me, Sue me
Everybody do me
Kick me, strike me
Don't you black or white me

All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us
All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us

Tell me what has become of my life
I have a wife and two children who love me
I am the victim of police brutality, now
I'm tired of bein' the victim of hate
You're rapin' me of my pride
Oh, for God's sake
I look to heaven to fulfill its prophecy...
Set me free

Skin head, dead head
Everybody gone bad
trepidation, speculation
Everybody allegation
In the suite, on the news
Everybody dog food
black man, black mail
Throw your brother in jail

All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us
All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us

Tell me what has become of my rights
Am I invisible because you ignore me?
Your proclamation promised me free liberty, now
I'm tired of bein' the victim of shame
They're throwing me in a class with a bad name
I can't believe this is the land from which I came
You know I do really hate to say it
The government don't wanna see
But if Roosevelt was livin'
He wouldn't let this be, no, no

Skin head, dead head
Everybody gone bad
Situation, speculation
Everybody litigation
Beat me, bash me
You can never trash me
Hit me, kick me
You can never get me

All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us
All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us

Some things in life they just don't wanna see
But if Martin Luther was livin'
He wouldn't let this be

Skin head, dead head
Everybody gone bad
Situation, segregation
Everybody allegation
In the suite, on the news
Everybody dog food
Kick me, strike me
Don't you wrong or right me

All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us
All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us

All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us
All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us

All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about
All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about
All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us




Written and composed by Michael Jackson

8 iulie 2006

Entry for July 08, 2006

Primul barbat care s-a insurat poate fi iertat. Ca nu stia ce-l asteapta. Ceilalti n-au nici o scuza.

Sacha Guiry

3 iulie 2006

The Story of Martha Stewart

Povestea Marthei Stewart

Martha, Inc.: The Story of Martha Stewart


Canada-Statele Unite ale Americii, 2003, drama




Filmul este inspirat din viaţa reală a Marthei Stewart.În copilărie, pentru Martha (Cybill Stepherd) era foarte dificil să-şi facă prieteni din cauza nevoii sale permanente de a fi cea mai bună şi de a-şi mulţumi tatăl.

Ea este foarte frumoasă şi dotată cu o inteligenţă sclipitoare. Ajunsă la colegiu îl cunoaşte pe Andy Seward (Tim Matheson) cu care se căsătoreşte şi au împreună o feţiţă. Datorită modului în care a fost crescută, nu este pregătită să devină o soţie de suburbie şi rolul acesta nu o mulţumeşte, ştiind că poate mai mult.
Martha intră în lumea afacerilor şi face o carieră de succes în televiziune. Însă, toate acestea au un preţ, ea îşi sacrifică familia şi prietenii pentru a-şi menţine poziţia obţinută.
 


regizor: Jason Ensler
scenarist: Christopher M. Byron, Suzette Couture
operator: Paul Sarossy
costume: Martha Curry
muzica: Adam Cohen
monteur: Sandra Montiel
 


Distribuţia:
Cybill Shepherd (Martha Stewart) Tim Matheson (Andy Stewart)
Joanna Cassidy (Caroline Kass)
Jude Ciccolella (Ed Kostyra)
Michelle Nolden (Norma Collier)

30 iunie 2006

Love letters

Love letters

TO MY DEAR WIFE:

TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:

During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.

I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.

The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:

54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be sleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us

Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:

6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move

I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:

5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't cum
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching TV

Of the times we did get together:

The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.
I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"
The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.