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Singura satisfactie in viata

"Uneori cred ca singura satisfactie adevarata pe care o poti avea in viata este aceea de a esua atunci cand iti dai toate silinta"

Richard Matheson

Welcome to Washington DC

Welcome to Washington DC

Weird Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy

Abraham Lincoln

and

John F. Kennedy

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
 
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.


Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theatre named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theatre and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theatre.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

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Chemare la lupta antitero

Chemare la lupta antitero Presedintele Statelor Unite ne-a cerut sa ne unim pentru o cauza comuna tuturor: combaterea terorismului. 

Este bine stiut ca musulmanii se opun consumului de alcool si considera vederea unei femei dezbracate (alta decat nevasta-sa) drept un pacat. 


Din aceasta cauza lansam un apel pentru ca timp de o saptamana, ZILNIC, la ora 17.00, toate femeile sa se dezbrace complet si sa alerge prin birouri iar toti barbatii sa le urmeze cu o bere in mana. 


Aceasta ne va ajuta sa detectam teroristii ca re se ascund la noi in firma. Statele Unite va sunt recunoscatoare pentru efortul facut impotriva terorismului. 


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partenere!

imi place ideea Irene :) Dar nu se poate repeta testul mai des, chiar si in afara biroului ?